uiam1-deactivated20210123:

I don’t do phone calls unless you’re reaaaallllllllyyyyyy special

glitter-pear:

bestof-tiktok:

it’s called a what?!

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oh my god it is

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is it really going to say ass of the bag???

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cowards

garecc:

thecutestcatever:

michaeltheshitposter:

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

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IT’S A CHUMBY BUMBY

sprachgefuehle:

When your native language uses gender for all kinds of words and you desperately try to talk about your enby friend without using words that misgender them

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radi0-open-door:

Tonight just keeps getting better and better:

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ytphobia-deactivated20210908:

btw this isn’t the extent of the horrors white supremacists will enact. the real horrors will start as they return to their communities with the high of having broken into the fucking capitol with guns and bombs and having been protected by the police and the president. the real horrors will be enacted on poc and Black ppl specifically now that white supremacists know they can do whatever the fuck they want with guaranteed protection, they will not be enacted on congressmen. it’s not your politicians you have to worry about. pelosi will be just fine.

frogmunist:

society and makeup companies to women at all times: you have to wear makeup, like you literally have to or else you look like a corpse, so wear it you fucking corpse. aren’t you terrified of getting old? aren’t you insecure about your little blemishes? we have the $80 solution.

someone online: you don’t have to wear makeup

someone else in response, without fail, every single time: yeah but it’s okay if you want to wear makeup :). I mean, it’s a personal choice, which involves no coercion from the constant social pressures that dictate how women should present themselves, so go ahead! Don’t let mean people bully you into thinking it’s okay to have flaws in your skin.

butchscientist:

the idea of “if a workplace is good to its workers then they wouldn’t need a union” has got things the wrong way around. if a hypothetical workplace already treats its workers right & cares about them then it would have no reason to oppose workers unionizing because a union isn’t threatening unless you’re abusing your workers :)

official-deutschland:

bloodsuckr69:

penroseparticle:

bbg100:

animentality:

littlelarimar:

there’s always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons

it’s a bitch name

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theres a whole reddit thing dedicated to stories of stupid people named Kevin

Wait until you hear about the whole county of Germany

ilovethecolorpink:

every other website: highly tailored ads based off of your personal data

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